someone pls pay for me to get lots of cute and fierce tattoos

i was going to get my hair bleached today but instead i decided to dye it black and i got a pair of cute new shoes.

now i just wanna eat a lot of food and party 

dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

i am 99% sure that i am dying, could someone please transport me to a field of kittens so i can go peacefully 

Hit The Switch
Bright Eyes

whiskeyforagrownman:

Sometimes I pray I don’t die, I’m a goddamn hypocrite.

"I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. We were so intimate once upon a time I can’t believe it now. I think that’s the strangest thing of all now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can’t imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven’t been."
Raymond Carver, Where I’m Calling From  (via thewastedgeneration)