six hours into being back and i already took a nap that was too long, I’m already convinced everyone is mad at me and my netflix is (already?) really fricked up

six hours into being back and i already took a nap that was too long, I’m already convinced everyone is mad at me and my netflix is (already?) really fricked up

"You deserve Steve Buscemi. So I left."
Six Word Story #30 (via moonbrains)

All the drag queens in key west like my hair way more than anyone in Michigan and that’s why i can’t leave

🐳 finally found where i belong 🐙

🐳 finally found where i belong 🐙

💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

Realizing two hours before my moms wedding that I have a black eye

I think the most frustrating thing in the world is an internet connection that just barely works enough to give you hope that if you refresh enough times it will start doing the thing internet is supposed to do

i have the ugliest sunburn in the world and i have to pose for wedding pictures tomorrow, someone pls send halp